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Cheers

Here’s to all the people with birthdays
I’m so glad you were born
Except for those I hate
And wish you’d move along

Here’s to every astronaut
Who flew themselves through space
What a freaky phenomenon
Unless it was all faked

Cheers cheers

Here to all the beautiful Sarahs
I’ve know throughout my days
I started on a list
Then quickly walked away

Here’s to you dead generals
Who fought so gallantly
Me I am a pacifist
I don’t eat fish or meat

Cheers cheers

Here’s to all my mothers
I know that sounds confused
But there have been a lot of them
Who’ve suffered my abuse

Here’s to all transcendentalists
I’m hesitant to try it
When I see you meditate
I wish I had your quiet

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from Tape Machine in a Bathroom, released June 5, 2020

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