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1.
Fallen Tree 04:00
Fallen Tree Watched the wind tear Autumn’s last leaves From limbs with the moon in the trees Here in this hollow I won’t see tomorrow Heard a sound crackle behind Thought a dog paid it no mind My neighbor’s son I started to run It’s nothing that we planned He’s not an evil man The lord will understand Both of us victims of circumstance Now there’s blood in the mud by the river As I leak and I shake and I shiver While he cleans his hands I breathe while I can They won’t find me nigh on a week As I lay beside this fallen tree Here in this hollow I won’t see tomorrow It’s nothing that we planned He’s not an evil man The lord will understand Both of us victims of circumstance
2.
Fragile 04:13
Fragile I can see right through doors Hiding in places most ignore I hear your dress drop down to the floor I can see your heart pulse Your eyes flutter like a rocking horse If my blood’s racing fast you’re the source I’ve been looking for the longest time for you There is something that I know I shouldn’t do My resistance is a fragile waning force Still this weary night must run its course I’m always listening right outside I smoke my smokes and bide my time The sound of you there sleeping so sublime I put out my cigarette Sneak inside and hold my breath Lay my weary head upon your breast I’ve been looking for the longest time for you There is something that I know I have to do My resistance is a fragile waning force Still this weary night must run its course Outside the flag is flapping wildly Against the pole a distant lovely chiming They say America is dying But I can feel her growing deep inside me As you expire here beside me I was looking for the longest time for you There was something that I knew I had to do My resistance is a fragile waning force Now this weary night has run its course
3.
Made Up 04:37
Made Up I brush your hair Put on your mascara Run red lipstick over luscious red lips Around and around and around I dress you up In your flowered summer dress Put the locket back around your neck Just the way I found it you It seems I’m dreaming this scene But I found you and now you believe Jesus I’ve made you clean I feel your weight The gravity of the situation I know the whole of it I see your everything I built a box In the basement Where you’ll sleep And dream of me It seems I’m dreaming this scene But I found you and now you believe Jesus I’ve made you clean
4.
Taut 05:17
Taut Everything I see the trees and the leaves Slowly churning to dirt Where these two rivers merge into one I dry my shirt (skin) in the sun This jagged granite softened in moss I breathe every molecule in Feel it all coursing through my thick veins The vibrations ring in my teeth in my teeth in my teeth Here in this forest There used to be wolves Tonight will be dangerous Please watch yourselves Bring on the blanket of dangling stars I can’t bear this light in my eyes Nothing means anything anyhow anymore Make me feel that I’m alive I smell the smoke from the fire in your house I hear your breath hit the air All of my muscles taut as a rubber band Holding the braids in your hair Here in this forest There used to be wolves Tonight will be dangerous Please watch yourselves I’m sorry for all the things that I have done Sorry for what’s yet begun I feel the night air approaching like animals And animals can’t be outrun
5.
Still Standing Well I know that this may remind you of your childhood The light from a fire burning in your eyes A beacon in the night sky a wavery witchy dance Everything burns everything burns everything burns real fast And all you do is watch A broken rusted clock The smoke in your blonde hair As you bring your sullied past to bear It’s the same wind blowing past it circles around and around Still you stand where once it knocked you down The red and wrinkled skin a map across your chest All the boys in Covington have learned what to expect And all you do is watch A broken rusted clock The smoke in your blonde hair As you bring your sullied past to bear All those times you warned him there’s only so much you’ll take You will find a new road you won’t make the same mistake Passed out like a fighter he’s out cold on your bed This time you’re the lucky one it’s him who’ll burn instead Everything burns everything burns everything burns real fast Everything burns everything burns everything burns real fast
6.
Heavy Hand 05:06
Heavy Hand Captain Edward Morrow a salty surly sailor Who ruled like a tyrant nothing good inside him Seven men’s been drowned in half a year Me the lowly cook in the galley stuck A rat down in the hole stirring stew below Serving salty pork to aching men I hear them complain As they bear his heavy hand Worried wives on the mainland Waiting for bad news again Through the living gale with taut and tattered sail Miles from fishing ground another man has drowned The clouds finally waft and disappear Men in hammocks sleeping the quiet is deceiving With blood upon my apron the night has just begun As I climb slowly from my hole I hear them complain As they bear his heavy hand Worried wives on the mainland Waiting for bad news again The light of sliver moon sails and cordage strewn William asleep at watch I close the galley’s hatch And find the captain standing at the bow Smoking his meerschaum pipe breathing in the night In one determined motion I push him to the ocean His salty soul back where it belongs
7.
Worm 04:32
8.
Believer 03:37
Believer The birds tonight are squawking As snow around me melts My aching head is wheezing hard A faulty old fan belt My friends said you’re no good for me Well I am no good neither Never have been never will be Now you’re a believer Mary Mary you’re a liar Mary Mary you’re on fire Burning where you sleep I hope it’s a happy dream You came home from the party Missing a high-heeled shoe You’re no Cinderella dear You’re just a drunk old floozy I always liked the weight of you But you are not so great for me All I do is work and drink While you do as you please Mary Mary you’re a liar Mary Mary you’re on fire Burning where you sleep I hope it’s a happy dream I can hardly see the light From inside this hole I’ve been digging for so long I don’t know where I’ll go
9.
Seperation 04:49
Separation I am steadfast tonight I am certain All my every molecule determined There’s nothing what can sway me from my course I will drive you straight to the earth I will drive you straight to the earth Look my hands shaking like the limbs Swaying, bending, leafless in the wind Don’t take what you see as being fear I have followed this path twice before I have followed this path twice before All I know is this crooked road All I see is in front of me Take my word as a hungry bird Please believe I’m a salty sea See this saw gleam in the moonlight A hammer in a hand needs to strike I wish you could know what it feels like To separate a body from a life To separate a body from a life Please keep your eyes clear and open In god’s hands you are chosen Fight like you’re fighting for your life The lord sees everything tonight The lord sees everything tonight All I know is this crooked road All I see is in front of me Take my word as a hungry bird Please believe I’m a salty sea
10.
Insides Out 04:18
Insides Out I’ll see your insides out strewn about like a banquet All that you once were laid out like science or art Run my scabby fingers through your sticky gray matter Try and feel every memory that caused you joy or hardship I’ll hold your heart in my hand like a delicate flower Imagine it thumping thickly with a first kiss or a car crash I’ll rearrange your parts like Mr. Potato Head Form an new and absurd you a lovely version of you On this night we’ll be bounded before god All we once were will drift away And I’ll love you like anything I’ll love you like crazy

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This was written and recorded as part of the RPM Challenge in February of 2011. It's an album of murder ballads.

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released May 27, 2020

Photographs and layout by Bob Sprankle.

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