Luxor & Bunny

Luxor and Bunny
And isn’t it funny
How nothing works out
The way it was planned

Lance and Betances
We all take our chances
But she was a woman
And you were a man

Lisa and Buster
The spiciest mustard
On all the world’s weiners
From Spain to Japan

Lucky and Betsy
You bought it on Etsy
A dark chocolate doily
For your dirty white van

Oh, we pair off
Then we square off
And we tear off
Our clothes and their labels
Our trees and our dreidels
Our soups and ladles
And we set them ablaze

Now we’re a couple
A couple of couples
Quadruple, quintuple
And onward for days

Lumpy and Bumpy
And ride me and hump me
Like camels, like desserts
Like snakes in the sand

Lawrence and Barabra
The losing of marbles
The finding of treasures
The bar codes we scan

Luke and Beyonce
The kids goes, but I’ll stay
The steeling of nerves
And the taking of stands

Linseed and Bratty
Your doggy got catty
A welcome for Matty
A raisin for Bran

Oh, we pair off
Then we square off
And we tear off
Our clothes and their labels
Our trees and our dreidels
Our soups and ladles
And we set them ablaze

Now we’re a couple
A couple of couples
Quadruple, quintuple
And onward for days